I’m a bad Clevelander
A Short Note to Cleveland-area Television Programmers, As I Address You Not for the First Time:
I don’t give a single crap about where LeBron James ends up.
Other people do, that’s fine. But do not cut into my TV viewing with newsflashes, statements, updates, or interviews with drunk people coming out of bars downtown saying how it’s the end of the world. I would prefer that this news cycle pass me right by, understand? I just want to watch Community in peace.